You're my little dorito
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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