Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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