i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
