yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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