The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
There's always time for handjobs
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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