covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sext me about skeletons
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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