that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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