so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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