How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You ruined the universe
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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