I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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