wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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