i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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