so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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