I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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