don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I will pee on everything he values.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Send help, water and tortillas.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
