Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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