I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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