i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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