oh god the rape fog is back!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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