I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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