You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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