Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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