I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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