She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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