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(732): View more from New Jersey

I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches

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(573): View more from Missouri

officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college

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(646): View more from New York

There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.

(1-646): View more from New York

Your pregnant arnt you

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(415): View more from California

i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap

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(907): View more from Alaska

I've ID'd the nipple biter.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think the camel was justified in biting me.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.

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(516): View more from New York

Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago

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