So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She just used a chaser for red wine.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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