every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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