He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
The Olympian is in my bed
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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