So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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