So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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