if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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