me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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