The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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