We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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