bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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