Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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