let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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