he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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