He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Everything about him screamed your future.
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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