You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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