Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The uberlube is also flammable
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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