tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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