the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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