I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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