I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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