i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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