just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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