Can Purell be used as lube?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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