omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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