Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Randomize