I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
