saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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