"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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