Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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