My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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