i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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