: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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