id be glad to
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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