I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
there is puke in my bra ... again
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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